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    June 13

    家有孕妇

    快六个月了,LP的肚子日长夜大,已经比怀孕前胖了快有二十斤了。每天都要见她在梳妆台前,照着镜子,埋怨着自己胳膊粗了,身材走样了,脸上长斑了,听得耳朵也要起老茧了. 每天老爸得变着花样烧汤给儿媳妇滋补,而我则要保证家里水果不断:苹果,梨,提子,香蕉,李子,桃,西瓜,哈密瓜,香瓜,樱桃,杨梅,菠萝…   .零食也不能断档,据大大皮说她如果嘴里没东西嚼就要犯恶心… 每天还得逼着不配合的大大皮喝牛奶和吃金奥聪.

    给腹中的小宝宝取了个小名叫毛毛,感觉应该是男女都适用罢.  每天MSN上都极尽谄媚地问LP好几遍,”毛毛他妈,咱们家毛毛今天乖伐,动了没?” “动了动了”LP总是不耐烦答道. 

    上礼拜小兰的妈妈,带着小兰弟媳妇和小侄子来上海玩. 大房间让给他们睡,LP睡小房间. 而我不敢和大大皮挤小床,只能打了一礼拜的地铺.   尽心尽力地招待了一礼拜,丈母娘开开心心的领着媳妇孙子回家去了,我也算长舒一口气.   晚上回到家,一开门却见到LP泣不成声. 我一颗心提到了嗓子眼,惶惶然不知其所以然,却听大大皮哭诉道:”他们都走了*&^%&*(@+…” 原来如此,我不禁长舒一口气,却觉额头一滴大汗淌了下来

    还有四个月了,紧张ing… 期待ing…

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    君萍 陈wrote:
    嘿嘿。。。。。你们俩真搞笑。。。。
    还有3个月就可以生了。。。
    今年属牛的就不要取名毛毛了。。。
    June 16

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